@eleanorjcalder shut up and make me a sandwich
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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

internetpriest:

it’s a metaphor don’t worry

A whole new world? A whole new life? For you and me?

sweaterpawz:

to do list

  • your man

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

Title: Ur
Artist: SZA
Album: Z
Plays: 6416

gang0fwolves:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SONG FOR SO LONG

zizino:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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When does the your start so I can delete my blog

natmastafunk:

It’s time

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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bitch-media:

report from the National Transgender Discrimination Survey conducted by the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force and the National Center for Transgender Equality, found that transgender people faced double the rate of unemployment of the general population, with 63 percent of the transgender people surveyed reporting they experienced a serious act of discrimination that majorly affected their ability to sustain themselves. These numbers are even worse for trans people of color, especially trans women of color, the deaths of whom have been deemed a “state of emergency.” 

Trans women have been saddled with the responsibility of taking on trans-exclusionary feminists for far too long—but it’s not their issue to deal with alone. 

Read: It’s Time to End the Long History of Feminism Failing Transgender Women by Tina Vasquez at BitchMedia.org.  Type illustrations by Michelle Leigh

Anonymous asked:
will you and alexis be close to each other? long distance sucks

No :( even now, he goes to school 4 and a half hours away up by Canada. He got a soccer scholarship so he’s playing for their team. I already did the duration of how long we’d have to drive for him to come down or for me to go up and it’s about 9 hours 

Apr 18  
Anonymous asked:
i hope u have a good day honeybee

Thank youuu

Apr 18